So.. every year I try to think of something fun and unique to give to my co-workers. I'm not a huge Christmas fan.. but, I'm trying to be more into it. This year it's been easier with Porter.
My first thought was a new favorite of mine; Tennessee Teacakes. Now yes, this sounds really lame.. but I guess they are AWESOME.. and you freak out when you eat them. I sent them to my sister in law for her 40th.... and it was a hit. They were also featured on Oprah, so you know they have to be crazy good. (I love that I just mentioned Oprah on my blog; I'm a huge fan).
Anyway.. when I got into the logistics of the Tennessee Teacakes.. I worried they wouldn't get here on time and I was worried they would end up stale if I ordered too early.
So, to steal an idea I saw from my adoption buddy Joanna in Texas.. I thought I'll make sugar cookies in the shape of Africa.. how hard could it be? Now, to give you some history on me and sugar cookies. We got into a huge fight some years back. I vowed to never make the dough again, cause I didn't know you had to chill it over night. When I told my sister my little holiday project idea.. she actually reminded me of the fiasco I had several years ago. I was like.. I know.. I know.. but, now I'm a veteran.. I got this down.
So, first off.. I needed see through goodie bags so you could see the cookie. I ran EVERYWHERE looking for these things.. do you think I could find any NO! So, I ordered 35, the smallest quantity I could find on ebay. My Mom was like, why didn't you just use baggies.. I'm like DOH.. why hadn't I thought of that?
Then I wanted to find little heart shaped red hots to put over Addis Ababa, where we travelled to. Do you think I could find any of those NO. The smallest quantity of those I could find was 5lbs.. and what the heck am I going to do with 5lbs of heart shaped red hots??? I was only making a dozen cookies. This is insane people.. first I can't find the cellophane baggies and now NO candies.. what the heck?
I finally sent my Mom to the mall; she works near Washington Square and there is a candy store there. The little gal at the counter fished through a jar to get me the correct color. Not exactly red hots, but gummy red hearts.. this will work.
So.. on to making the cookies.. of course the dough stuck to the counter, and then the rolling pin. Then I put the first tray in the oven.. and they turn from perfect Africa shaped cookies into something that resembles a butt crack. I'm like.. SERIOUSLY.. how hard could it be... people make sugar cookies all the time. BUT WHY?
The moral of the story is that I should have just stuck with the potentially stale Tennessee Teacakes.. but it made for a good story. I think I will retire from making sugar cookies! At least I can see humor in it.
I had a tag on the bag that said "Dream It, and Watch It Come True"